Movies That Blog #6: WolfCop
Just as the Movie depicts, “Here Comes the FUCK!!!!??.” once I seen this in the rack at Walmart beside great movie titles like “Bankstas & Subconscious. I couldn’t let these “cinema Classics” be deflowered by having this Jam Covered Suck puppy of the law go unpunished.
[Sits in a room and drinks cod liver oil for saying “Bankstas” was a Classic]
Budget: Not listed, but its probably in the realm of 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb Bag
Payout: Makes Teen Wolf (MTV) Tolerable
Wrong with this movie
– “Oh, Canada”
-Pentagram Not Wolf bite
-Seem to be a student of the “Tony Stark’s School of Alcoholism”
-Alcoholism is key to keeping control as wolf
-Pentagram Werewolf sacrifice for Reptilian Shape shifters…………The Double fuck?!
– “I am the Lizard Queen” says Jessica, Not in those words exactly but you get the point
-“By the Power of GreySkull (Pulls out bottle of Jameson) I HAVE THE POWER!”
-“THERE’S A FUCKING SEQUEL CONFIRMED??!?!?!?!?!??!”
-“The Citizen Kane of Werewolf-Cop movies” USA TODAY
-Decent movie for the random film enthusiast
10- “The fact that there’s a sequel in the works”
-Hobo With a Shotgun
-American Werewolf in London
“Field Sobriety Test, administrated by Hell Cop from the movie “Highway To Hell”
…….going to eat food now, hate me later!