Movies That Suck

Movies That Blog #7: Deep Blue Sea


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What do you get when you have $60 million dollars and a undying love for the “Street Sharks” cartoon….You get a movie with the Sharks the movie “Jaws” deserved, with the plot that inspired the Movie “Hollow Man”. Come on now, Renny Harlin Directed such movies as [Die Hard 2 & the Long Kiss Goodnight] yet you make LL Cool J a Religious alcoholic chef and has a parrot. This is a Steven Segal Movie they took out back and drowned it at the Aquarium

 

 

Budget:  $60 Million

 

Payout: $164.6 million

 

 

 

Wrong with this movie

 

“Deepest. Bluest. My hand is like a sharks fin!”

 

– Chef Lives, Scientist Dies

 

– Cannibal L. Jackson

 

-Same director of “The Legend of Hercules” (2014) made this

 

-The Punisher’s Day Job was Shark

 

-“Shark just bit my colleague, let’s send her back with their two friends.”

 

 

Silver Lining

-Made its budget

– “In a genre where a lot of movies are retreads of the predictable, ‘Deep Blue Sea’ keeps you guessing.” Roger Ebert

– Better than “Sharks in Venice” by miles…..Nautical Miles!

 

 

 

1-10 Scale

 

1- I liked the Soundtrack

 

10- Rapper Shoots “THE PUNISHER!”

 

 

Deep Blue Sea= 6/10

 

 

Alternatives

 

-Jaws

-Piranha (1978)

-Finding Nemo

 

 

Judgement

 

All three sharks escape but end up on the set of The Day After tomorrow.

 

Not so smart now are we sharks!!! Surfs up!!

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