Movies That Blog #7: Deep Blue Sea
What do you get when you have $60 million dollars and a undying love for the “Street Sharks” cartoon….You get a movie with the Sharks the movie “Jaws” deserved, with the plot that inspired the Movie “Hollow Man”. Come on now, Renny Harlin Directed such movies as [Die Hard 2 & the Long Kiss Goodnight] yet you make LL Cool J a Religious alcoholic chef and has a parrot. This is a Steven Segal Movie they took out back and drowned it at the Aquarium
Budget: $60 Million
Payout: $164.6 million
Wrong with this movie
– “Deepest. Bluest. My hand is like a sharks fin!”
– Chef Lives, Scientist Dies
– Cannibal L. Jackson
-Same director of “The Legend of Hercules” (2014) made this
-The Punisher’s Day Job was Shark
-“Shark just bit my colleague, let’s send her back with their two friends.”
Silver Lining
-Made its budget
– “In a genre where a lot of movies are retreads of the predictable, ‘Deep Blue Sea’ keeps you guessing.” Roger Ebert
– Better than “Sharks in Venice” by miles…..Nautical Miles!
1-10 Scale
1- I liked the Soundtrack
10- Rapper Shoots “THE PUNISHER!”
Deep Blue Sea= 6/10
Alternatives
-Jaws
-Piranha (1978)
-Finding Nemo
Judgement
All three sharks escape but end up on the set of The Day After tomorrow.
Not so smart now are we sharks!!! Surfs up!!